A MERRY HEART CAUSES GOOD HEALING. Proverbs, 17:22

      
It is my prayer to at least make you smile. If a laugh, hoot, or raucous snort escapes from you, I will have exceeded my goal! Enjoy!

​The Washington Post invites readers to choose a word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing a letter and then providing a new definition for their new word. Here are some of the winners. Read the words carefully. Enjoy!


Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money in the first place.
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Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Karmageddon: When everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it is a serious bummer.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom and cannot be cast out

Tripidation: The fear of taking hallucinatory drugs

Thumble: Awkwardly leaf through the pages of a book.

Rebuttal: Rear-end sculpting of sagging derrieres by high-end plastic surgeons

Omelit: Eggs on fire

Glumorous: Pretty, but sad.

Mortivation: The relentless downward pull that begins in middle age.

Face Time Continuum: When face time freezes, it is defined as an interruption in the face/time continuum.

Dopplerganger: The weatherperson at the local station who friends tell you looks just like you.

Fauxliage: Cell phone tower that is disguised to look like a tree.

Potentate: Idaho’s new king

Satisfiction: Belief in the myth that the candy bar you are eating will satisfy your nutritional needs until your next meal.

Hamnesia: A situation where someone forgets they’re kosher

Mediochre: Yellow pigment that just isn’t trying hard enough.

Claustrotobic: when your compression socks are just too tight