A MERRY HEART CAUSES GOOD HEALING. Proverbs, 17:22
It is my prayer to at least make you smile. If a laugh, hoot, or raucous snort escapes from you, I will have exceeded my goal! Enjoy!
Getting older happens to everyone, you might as well find the humor in it
When I say, “the other day” I could be referring to anytime between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects . . . Good times.
I had my patience tested. I am negative.
Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
My granddaughter asked me why I say “hang up” the phone. Now I feel 90.
Old is when you are asked: Do you want to exercise for an hour a day or be dead for 24 hours a day?
Scrolling down to find the year you were born makes your finger cramp up is a sign.
I guess increasing your font size to “billboard” could be a clue you are past youthful.
Being old has its perks. For instance, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough, farting in public, or making people wait while I count out change instead of using a credit card.
Your new pacemaker can be programmed to download apps for your kidneys, lungs, and liver.
Saying the stuff your mom said that you said you would never say.
You actually look like your driver’s license picture.
Celebrity names, Band names, and award winner’s names do not ring a bell.
Comfort. Style is the last thing you consider when buying new clothes or shoes.
Thinking trans has something to do with getting someplace.
Elevator music plays your favorite songs.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
People check to see if you are breathing when you take a nap.
Your idea of a good time at the beach is taking a metal detector.
When I say, “the other day” I could be referring to anytime between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects . . . Good times.
I had my patience tested. I am negative.
Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
My granddaughter asked me why I say “hang up” the phone. Now I feel 90.
Old is when you are asked: Do you want to exercise for an hour a day or be dead for 24 hours a day?
Scrolling down to find the year you were born makes your finger cramp up is a sign.
I guess increasing your font size to “billboard” could be a clue you are past youthful.
Being old has its perks. For instance, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough, farting in public, or making people wait while I count out change instead of using a credit card.
Your new pacemaker can be programmed to download apps for your kidneys, lungs, and liver.
Saying the stuff your mom said that you said you would never say.
You actually look like your driver’s license picture.
Celebrity names, Band names, and award winner’s names do not ring a bell.
Comfort. Style is the last thing you consider when buying new clothes or shoes.
Thinking trans has something to do with getting someplace.
Elevator music plays your favorite songs.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
People check to see if you are breathing when you take a nap.
Your idea of a good time at the beach is taking a metal detector.